The best way to introduce yourself is to do it without any order.
so here goes the randomness
3.This blog should come with a warning tag-'the blogger has read only Twilight through her entire life, so all her vocabulary is drawn from there.'
4. Three things tht make me feel I m not human.(a). my score in Pre-Board 1(b).my body’s resistance to alcohol and caffeine (I think even anesthesia will not work on me ..damm…I m gonna die)(c).me writing the toughest exam in the world after not sleeping for 55 hours straight
5. talking about sleep I have the record number of sleeping hours-8 hours per day- highest in the category of IIT aspirants.
6. I think the formula ‘beauty*intelligence=const
7. My Class 12 vivas have been something similar to the Roadies Hell Down Under auditions. But Raghu n Rajiv are smarter.
8. I like Punjabi marriage ceremonies. So I m gonna marry one.
9. Be extremely careful when you use the word ‘CALCULUS’..70% of the human population considers it to be a censored word. Same goes for other words like ‘algebra’ , ‘trigonometry’, ‘Theory of equations’ etc etc (Wait! Does this point count…it isn’t about me)
10. I love painting. Right now I m painting my circuit diagrams.
11. Of the 5 guys(top 5) I had crush on in the last 2 yrs, 3 are younger than me by a year.One of them called me akka(I HATED IT).
12. I messed up my All India open part test because there was this really cute, adorable, hot junior sitting infront of me. Hes a younger and sweeter version of a cross between a vampire and wolverein. So it was ok to mess up. Not my fault. Right?
13. I have a 9 year old friend who is the most successful person in the task ‘making Asha feel like a loser’. I have a sleepover with her next week and I m dreading over it.
14. I hated/hate/will hate the game Hide and Seek.
15. I like colours. Red is my fav colour .coz when I was in LKG we had an English test and there was a question asking us our fav colour. I wrote red coz its spelling was the simplest. Since then it became my fav.
16. 3 things I luv the most- rang de basanti , physics , basketball.
18. according to me the centre of gravity of earth lies closer to US of A due to their high obesity levels. I m anit-US and the last thing I would do is to step into that country of insecure ,dumb,fat people.
19. when both my hands are in mud…my nose itches.
20. I played with Nymisha’s Barbie doll and Swimming Pool set when I went to her place for a sleepover.
21. two ‘S’ things I can never do.(a). Swim. Actually I can .But my pathetic energy levels let me do it for 2 minutes only.(b). Sing. Actually I can. But people protest.
23. I put a house(with dry grass roof) on fire in my village just to see how big a news it would become. Hey hey … I did not cause any property damage to anyone else. That house was our own store room. My grandparents thought I was possessed and a huge hungama followed. I was 7 yrs old.
24. whenever I crush on a guy, my teacher crushes on the same guy and screws my life. It happened twice.
25. I cannot walk or run without brushing my one leg against the other.
26. I hate it when someone calls me in the middle of the night and asks me if I m sleeping. What else would I be doing. A research on African tribes.
4. Three things tht make me feel I m not human.(a). my score in Pre-Board 1(b).my body’s resistance to alcohol and caffeine (I think even anesthesia will not work on me ..damm…I m gonna die)(c).me writing the toughest exam in the world after not sleeping for 55 hours straight
5. talking about sleep I have the record number of sleeping hours-8 hours per day- highest in the category of IIT aspirants.
6. I think the formula ‘beauty*intelligence=const
7. My Class 12 vivas have been something similar to the Roadies Hell Down Under auditions. But Raghu n Rajiv are smarter.
8. I like Punjabi marriage ceremonies. So I m gonna marry one.
9. Be extremely careful when you use the word ‘CALCULUS’..70% of the human population considers it to be a censored word. Same goes for other words like ‘algebra’ , ‘trigonometry’, ‘Theory of equations’ etc etc (Wait! Does this point count…it isn’t about me)
10. I love painting. Right now I m painting my circuit diagrams.
11. Of the 5 guys(top 5) I had crush on in the last 2 yrs, 3 are younger than me by a year.One of them called me akka(I HATED IT).
12. I messed up my All India open part test because there was this really cute, adorable, hot junior sitting infront of me. Hes a younger and sweeter version of a cross between a vampire and wolverein. So it was ok to mess up. Not my fault. Right?
13. I have a 9 year old friend who is the most successful person in the task ‘making Asha feel like a loser’. I have a sleepover with her next week and I m dreading over it.
14. I hated/hate/will hate the game Hide and Seek.
15. I like colours. Red is my fav colour .coz when I was in LKG we had an English test and there was a question asking us our fav colour. I wrote red coz its spelling was the simplest. Since then it became my fav.
16. 3 things I luv the most- rang de basanti , physics , basketball.
18. according to me the centre of gravity of earth lies closer to US of A due to their high obesity levels. I m anit-US and the last thing I would do is to step into that country of insecure ,dumb,fat people.
19. when both my hands are in mud…my nose itches.
20. I played with Nymisha’s Barbie doll and Swimming Pool set when I went to her place for a sleepover.
21. two ‘S’ things I can never do.(a). Swim. Actually I can .But my pathetic energy levels let me do it for 2 minutes only.(b). Sing. Actually I can. But people protest.
23. I put a house(with dry grass roof) on fire in my village just to see how big a news it would become. Hey hey … I did not cause any property damage to anyone else. That house was our own store room. My grandparents thought I was possessed and a huge hungama followed. I was 7 yrs old.
24. whenever I crush on a guy, my teacher crushes on the same guy and screws my life. It happened twice.
25. I cannot walk or run without brushing my one leg against the other.
26. I hate it when someone calls me in the middle of the night and asks me if I m sleeping. What else would I be doing. A research on African tribes.
ps: the incorrect numbering is a part of the randomness(not laziness).
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